WordNet (r) 3.0 (2006):

cockeyed
    adj 1: turned or twisted toward one side; "a...youth with a
           gorgeous red necktie all awry"- G.K.Chesterton; "his wig
           was, as the British say, skew-whiff" [syn: askew,
           awry(p), cockeyed, lopsided, wonky, skew-whiff]
    2: incongruous;inviting ridicule; "the absurd excuse that the
       dog ate his homework"; "that's a cockeyed idea"; "ask a
       nonsensical question and get a nonsensical answer"; "a
       contribution so small as to be laughable"; "it is ludicrous
       to call a cottage a mansion"; "a preposterous attempt to turn
       back the pages of history"; "her conceited assumption of
       universal interest in her rather dull children was
       ridiculous" [syn: absurd, cockeyed, derisory,
       idiotic, laughable, ludicrous, nonsensical,
       preposterous, ridiculous]
    3: very drunk [syn: besotted, blind drunk, blotto,
       crocked, cockeyed, fuddled, loaded, pie-eyed,
       pissed, pixilated, plastered, slopped, sloshed,
       smashed, soaked, soused, sozzled, squiffy, stiff,
       tight, wet]

Moby Thesaurus II by Grady Ward, 1.0:

177 Moby Thesaurus words for "cockeyed":
   afflicted, agee, agee-jawed, amiss, anamorphous, apish, asinine,
   askance, askant, askew, askewgee, asquint, asymmetric, awry, batty,
   befooled, beguiled, bent, besotted, boiled, bombed, boozy, bowed,
   brainless, buffoonish, bug-eyed, cam, canned, catawampous,
   catawamptious, cock-a-hoop, cockeyed drunk, contorted, convulsed,
   crazy, credulous, crocked, crocko, crooked, crookedly, cross-eyed,
   crumpled, crunched, daffy, daft, dazed, deranged, deviative,
   disarranged, discomfited, discomposed, disconcerted, disguised,
   dislocated, disordered, disorderly, disorganized, distorted,
   disturbed, dizzy, doting, drunk, dumb, elevated, fatuitous,
   fatuous, flaky, fond, fool, foolheaded, foolish, fried, fuddled,
   futile, gaga, glare-eyed, goofy, gulled, half-seas over, haywire,
   high, idiotic, illuminated, imbecile, in disorder, inane,
   inebriated, inept, infatuated, insane, irregular, kooky,
   labyrinthine, lit, lit up, loaded, loony, lopsided, lubricated,
   lushy, mad, maudlin, misplaced, monocular, moon-eyed, moronic,
   muddled, muzzy, nonsymmetric, nutty, oiled, on the fritz, one-eyed,
   one-sided, organized, out of gear, out of joint, out of kelter,
   out of kilter, out of order, out of place, out of tune,
   out of whack, perturbed, pickled, pie-eyed, pissed, pissy-eyed,
   pixilated, plastered, polluted, popeyed, potted, raddled, roily,
   sappy, saucer-eyed, screwy, senseless, sentimental, shellacked,
   shuffled, silly, skew, skew-jawed, skewed, skunk-drunk,
   slaunchways, smashed, soaked, soused, sprung, squiffy, squinting,
   stewed, stinko, stupid, swacked, swivel-eyed, tanked, thoughtless,
   tight, tortuous, turbid, turbulent, twisted, unsettled,
   unsymmetric, upset, wacky, walleyed, wamper-jawed, warped, wet,
   witless, wry, yaw-ways